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<mrg> they had me in the first half - "Yes, they can hallucinate papers that don't
<mrg> exist, discuss results that seem to be imaginary, and can be confusing and
<mrg> inconsistent. But talking to tenured professors may still be helpful"
#bitmines, 2025-01-15
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I remember "Eliza" when I was a teenager in the early 80's. I think the point of "the game" was to get Eliza to say "yes I am a lesbian"
u/jmonschke, 2024-07-12
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<ether> locales are fun
<ether> fun as in fungicide
#perl, 2024-06-10
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| [1361] | #funny
<zap> how much does a bottle of coke cost now?
<mrg> your teeth
#bitmines, 2024-02-16
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| [1359] | #funny
<mrg> oh good, tv news in stl still talking about covid
<colin> "I am happy to announce that all human illnesses have been vanquished and we're all going to LIVE FOREVER!--" *projectile-coughs blood all over the camera*
#bitmines, 2023-08-11
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| [1358] | #funny
<wigums> ever wonder if there are vegan arch users? which do they tell you about first?
##slackware-help, 2023-06-07
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| [1357] | #funny
<sonic> local screaming homeless guy is wearing a Mozilla beanie
<geoffk> for all you know he works there
#bitmines, 2023-05-24
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| [1342] | #funny
<hoche> what kind of emotional state results in waffles?
<colin> indecisiveness, duh. :)
#bitmines, 2021-01-12
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| [1341] | #funny
<womble> "You don't have previllages to approve a review."
<womble> I guess it takes a village or at least a proto-village to approve a review.
#atbot, 2020-12-18
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| [1332] | #funny
<SlayerXP> your irc client seems broken. It keeps replacing full stops with "lol"
#perl, 2020-08-14
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I'm usually pretty harsh on Bay Area governments here. So I want to give credit where credit is due: they've reacted to the coronavirus epidemic with a level of swiftness and ferocity they usually reserve for attempts to build new housing.
2020-03-20, https://slatestarcodex.com/
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<thrig> who the hell schedules something to be shutdown in production on April 1st
<perigrin> fools
#perl, 2020-01-06
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| [1319] | #funny
<LeoNerd> The B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot's name stands for Benoit B. Mandelbrot
#perl, 2019-12-18
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| [1318] | #funny
<womble> I think a chief information security officer is basically someone who knows they'll be fired one day.
#bitmines, 2019-11-13
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| [1316] | #funny
<cfedde> 16/64: cross cancel the sixes.
#perl, 2019-06-14
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| [1306] | #funny
<midi> if at first you don't succeed, assert a different meaning of success.
2018-08-28, #bitmines
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<Deke> i wish they'd stop hyping the 'incredible' pic of mars. mars is really boring to look at.
<six> it's arizona without the interesting bits
<Deke> huh...
<Deke> that's weird, 6
<Deke> did you mean to imply there were interesting bit of AZ?
#bitmines, 2018-01-29
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<robp> if you feel compelled to watch The Room, I strongly recommend getting both high and drunk, and then watch a better movie
#sv2600, 2017-12-11
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| [1286] | #funny
<thrig> too bad haskell has so many side effects
<bay-max> dizzyness, headache, nausea?
#perl, 2017-11-15
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| [1282] | #funny
<gage> TIL lazy ukranians just type ) instead of :)
<gage> i have now identified two coworkers who do it
<gage> looked very strange to a programmer
<gage> <slav> *smiles with mouth, not with eyes*
#atbot, 2017-10-03
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"Blade Runner 2049 might be even better than Tron: Legacy"
David Van Brink, 2017-09-21
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<qq> i should have saved my copy of the extortion spam
<gage> extrusion spam
<qq> Send 0.2 BTC immediately or we will begin squeezing out a paste toward you
#atbot, 2017-09-19
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<shonudo> "just smart enough to break shit"
<shonudo> i should translate that into latin and put it on a coat of arms
##slackware-help, 2017-09-01
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<sara___> is there any perl script to reveal these stars numbers: +***********39
* digdilem blinks
<pink_mist> wat
<pink_mist> sara___: are you for real?
<thrig> all I see is Hunter2
<sara___> it's a facebook number
<pink_mist> sara___: http://www.bash.org/?244321
<sara___> can you help more
<pink_mist> sara___: we cannot help AT ALL
<pink_mist> sara___: it's not something that's doable
<ttkp> go ask in #python ;-)
<thrig> bad ttkp!
<sara___> ok thanks
*<* sara___ has left channel #perl
#perl, 2017-08-09
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<fuz> Anna and John are discovering the Cthulu mythos, particularly via a complex board game called "Arkham Horror" or some such.
<fuz> "The humans win in the end, right?"
<fuz> "Nope."
#atbot, 2017-07-28
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<pink_mist> do one thing, and do it well?
<techriskno> instate heirarchy
<thrig> oh now we see the violence inherent in the state machine
#perl, 2017-07-17
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<qq> i wonder who had really old minicomputer legacy systems in 2010
<ttk> banks, governments
<qq> you repeat yourself!
#atbot, 2017-06-15
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<six> Judaism is what you get when lawyers make a religion,
<six> Islam is what you get when judges make a religion,
<six> Christianity is what you get when politicians make a religion.
#bitmines, 2017-01-26
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Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets
The Brigadier
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<Deke> Senate will vote on Wed on overriding Obama's veto of the bill to allow 9/11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia. it is expected to get the 2/3rds needed.
<pef> it should require 9/11ths
#bitmines, 2016-09-26
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<ttkp> can't imagine this diverse horde of cats all agreeing on any kind of motto
<shonudo> "we disagree"
<shonudo> ^^ our motto :P
<geggam> dont like it
##slackware, 2016-07-27
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| [1223] | #funny
<colin> In 1984 at my first job, the boss decided to 'save a few bucks' and ordered some TO-220 7805s
<colin> [a common 5-volt voltage regulator chip in a plastic package] from Europe.
<colin> These things did not work at all. They did pass a voltage but it was not regulated.
<colin> I remember taking one and cracking it open in a vise to discover there was no chip inside --
<colin> the Vin and Vout leads were a single stamp of metal making a wire.
<colin> It turns out these things were from the former USSR via some distributor in Poland.
<colin> I got the boss to go back to Hamilton-Avnet.
#bitmines, 2016-06-22
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<juboba> so the problem of steam in my computer persists and I'm out of ideas
<shonudo> install a vent
##slackware, 2016-06-20
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| [1221] | #funny
<phone> http://www.qatarscoop.com/news/qatar-man-arrested-for-smuggling-bacon-in-his-anal-cavity/
<nathan> uh.. if i have bacon for breakfast before flying to Qatar, wouldn't I be guilty of that too?
#atbot, 2016-06-13
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| [1211] | #funny
<gage> what is the difference between USA and USB?
<gage> One connects to all your devices and reads your data, the other is an interface standard.
#atbot, 2016-01-25
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