|Stock price lookups|
|/m the bot a stock ticker symbol, and it will tell you current stock market
information (courtesy of Yahoo! Finance).|
Example: /m pk aapl
|/m the bot "define foo", and it will try to look up the definition of "foo"
for you (courtesy of Merriam-Webster).|
Example: /m pk define robot
Example: /m pk define mitochondria
|/m the bot a web address, and it will give you back a tinyurl (courtesy of www.tinyurl.com).|
Example: /m pk http://dearelena.wordpress.com/2006/02/24/two-religions/
|Infobot-style truth caching|
|/m the bot "foo is blah blah blah" and it will store "blah blah blah" as the
definition of term "foo". Quote the term if it contains spaces or quotes.|
Example: /m pk freebsd is pretty cool
Example: /m pk "fight club" is a movie that came out in 1999
Example: /m pk 'the "question"' is to be or not to be
|/m the bot "foo?" and it will tell you all definitions of "foo". Quote the
term if it contains spaces or quote marks.|
Example: /m pk freebsd?
Example: /m pk "fight club"?
Example: /m pk 'the "question"'?
|/m the bot "what do you know?" and it will tell you all the terms for which
it has definitions. /m it "what do you know about foo?" and it will tell
you all the terms which contain "foo" anywhere in them. To reverse the sense
of the search, prepend a "!" to the search term.|
Example: /m pk what do you know?
Example: /m pk what do you know about bsd?
Example: /m pk what do you know about !rex?
|any public message containing an <encrypted> (or similar; see below) will be repeated by the bot with that tag replaced by a random madlib.|
Other functions available:
<encrypted> <encrypt-ed> <encrypt:ed> <encrypt::ed> <encryptd> <linux> <qq> <qq2> <tld> <troll> <unit> <number> <numb.er> <number2> <number1> <werd1> <werd2>
Also, capitalizing the first letter of the tag will cause the first letter of the substituted madlib to be capitalized. Capitalizing the entire tag will capitalize the entire madlib.
<ttkay> how much <werd1> would a <werd2> chuck if a <werd2> could chuck <werd1>
<encryptObot> <ttkay> how much stubby would a funkiness chuck if a funkiness could chuck stubby
<brak> also boo, moving 150+ 53lb. servers :(
<ttkay> <brak> also <qq>, moving <number>+ <number2>-<unit> servers
<encryptObot> <ttkay> <brak> also fucil, moving 746+ 95-scotschain servers
<encryptObot> <ttkei> Senior revonobbled correspondent
<encryptObot> <ttkei> ITAR-REGULATED TECHNOLOGY
|Porkusbot also has some entertaning little functions, easily invoked:|
/m pk adminboat
/m pk hateboat
/m pk news
/m pk wtf is wtf
/m pk brainchef